May 2013
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erossum:
awkwardlilgirl:
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
are-you-my-tennant:
neilpatrickheaven:
i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go
#favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince
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largebeard:
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
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jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
iguanamouth:
iguanamouth:
people selectively breeding pigeons is the funniest thing in the world and the results are even better
llook at this
wheres your hfufcking HEAD
i cant breathe how does this thing wal k or do aynthing at all
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sexualfavours:
IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE
dovne:
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sketchypanda:
kiriiv:
how the fuck do legs work i don’t
i have a few feet ones too
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION
AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT
SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE
SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN
clockworksexual:
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
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elvishasleftthefisting asked: green is not a creative color
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rotomfrost:
I M LAUGHING SO HARD AT HTIS GIF HOLY FUCLK
mytoecold:
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
southeasternprep:
zillatamer:
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a...
buttgenie:
sending people nice anonymous messages and watching them get really happy about it is my favorite thing to do on this website
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genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
sluttyoliveoil:
sluttyoliveoil:
what does the teen boy say after murdering a man
haha no homo(cide)
inseptica:
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
hey-scourge-sister:
“IM GONNA CUT MYSELF!!…a piece of cake! X3 xDD”
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